Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Cover up

From : ---- ---- <>
Sent : 23 May 2006 18:15:35
To : ----- <>
Subject : re: just one more thing:

// It’s between us, and what’s buried in the garden Jim. Lets not forget that.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Boobs on the Boss

Subject: Re: I need more details-
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 16:34:09 +0000

I'm really embarassed now, but you know how low I was about Timmy ending it with me - and you can't tell anyone, but those two weeks- off I took weren't to stay at a friends in Spain, I went and got a boob job. please don't tell anyone bro', I don't know what came over me

: if I don't loose my job, as soon as I can. promise.

Subject: Re: I need more details-
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 15:30, XXXXXXX XXXXXX wrote:

: what was it for?
and when (if ever!) can you pay me back?

Subject: Re: I need more details-
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 16:11:47 +0000

I used his credit card for something personnal - and now he's overdrawn, and asked me to get him a bank statement-
trust me: no amount of tippex can get me out of this -
but by putting the money back in his bank : it might not matter too much....

can you help?
I'd REALLY appreciate it, and haven't got time to dick around//
what dya say:


To: "XXXX"
Subject: Re: I need more details-
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 10:08, XXXX XXXXXX wrote:

I can hear from you're voice you are uptight about this-and I know I'm 'fucking family'
- but to be honest if you want me to be sympathetic - ur gonna have to tell me whats going on :)
I'm not just gonna transfer money into ur bosses bank account without knowing why
-thats fair enough surely?


Wednesday, May 17, 2006


-----Original Message-----
*From:* Yxxxs Kxxxxxxxy
*Sent**:* 09 May 2006 14:20
*Subject:* FW: lunch

Hahaha. Guess why the central line was screwed this morning… Don't tell anyone, she'll kill me, but I've been crying with laughter so had to tell someone!K x

-----Original Message-----
*From:* Rxxxxxs Sxxxa []
*Sent**:* 09 May 2006 12:15
*To:* 'Yxxxs Kxxxxxxxy'
*Subject:* lunch

So horrendous and quite simply the most embarrassing thing ever L You know that I've had a bad tummy since I came back from Goa, well this morning it was really bad and whilst I was on the tube at Bank station I shat myself!!The train was absolutely rammed and I was wearing a skirt and I obviously panicked which mean't everyone started looking at me! The smell was horrendous and it was all over the floor so I just ran off the train. I gota cab to the office and spent an hour trying to clean myself up. Just hell and I'm sitting here now and I can still smell it! Going to go home as soon as possible – call me later.

-----Original Message-----
*From:* Yxxxs Kxxxxxxxy
*Sent**:* 09 May 2006 11:33
*To:* 'Rxxxxxs Sxxxa'
*Subject:* RE: lunch

No wozzas. Whats happened??K x

-----Original Message-----
*From:* Rxxxxxs Sxxxa
*Sent**:* 09 May 2006 10:29
*To:* 'Yxxxs Kxxxxxxxy'
*Subject:* lunch

Not going to be able to make lunch – I'm having the worst day of mylife!! I need to go home but have got to stick around for the budgets to come in. Soz - Sasha

Friday, May 12, 2006

eBay fool


The IT Department found the following mail in your inbox. The eBay item you are selling seems to be exactly the same laptop model that was reported stolen from the 3rd floor.

Please see me in my office immediately.


Pxxxxk Txxxxr

Managing Director
Cxxxxe UK

Ext: 7866

-----Original Message-----From: IT Dept [] Sent: 02 April 2006 16:13To: ‘Pxxxxr’Subject: Fwd: Question for item #8171867962 – TOSHIBA SATILLITE LAPTOP

---------- Forwarded message ----------From: user18766 <>Date: Apr 1, 2006 10:48 AM Subject: Re: Question for item #8171867962 – TOSHIBA SATILLITE LAPTOPTo:

Thanks for your message. I have just done the buy it now and paid by Paypal.
Kind regards,


-------Original Message-------

From: eBay Member: jxxxx9
Date: 04/01/06 10:43:16
Subject: Re: Question for item #8171867962 – TOSHIBA SATILLITE LAPTOP

eBay sent this message to.
Your registered name is included to show this message originated from eBay. Learn more.

Response to Question about Item -- Respond Now

eBay sent this message on behalf of an eBay member via My Messages. Responses sent using email will go to the eBay member directly and will include your email address. Click the Respond Now button below to send your response via My Messages.

Response from jxxxx9

This message was sent while the listing was active.

Hi There, The laptop is nearly new but I no longer have the box or manuals Thanks very much, jxxxx9.

Respond to this question in My Messages.

Item Details

Item name:
Item number:
End date:
02-Apr-06 20:42:41 BST

Thank you for using eBay

Marketplace Safety Tip
Always remember to complete your transaction on eBay - it's the safer way to buy. Please do not offer to buy or sell this item through this form without completing the transaction on eBay. If you receive a response inviting you to transact outside of eBay you should decline it; such transactions may be unsafe and are against eBay policy.

Is this email inappropriate? Does it breach eBay policy? Help protect the community by reporting it.

Learn how you can protect yourself from spoof (fake) emails at:

This eBay notice was sent to mailto:XXXX@btinternet.comon behalf of another eBay member through the eBay platform and in accordance with our Privacy Policy. If you would like to receive this email in text format, change your notification preferences.

See our Privacy Policy and User Agreement if you have questions about eBay's communication policies.Privacy Policy: Agreement:
Copyright © 2006 eBay, Inc. All Rights Reserved.Designated trademarks and brands are the property of their respective owners.eBay and the eBay logo are registered trademarks or trademarks of eBay, Inc.